Minor Meltdown

So... I planned on making Bacon Chicken tonight.  Turns out that my bacon that I get at the farmers market that is nitrate/nitrite free has SUGAR in it!  GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!  Between my monthly hormones and it being Day 3 of the the Whole30, this makes me want to cry.  Or kill someone.  I did find this recipe that I will probably use, but I'm still angry and upset.  I can't believe I have to go a month without bacon.  I guess I'll have to smother my chicken in my homemade ranch dressing...